...And I'm gonna let you finish, but Speed has had the best death ever on CSI Miami. ( :-D )

If this is your first time joining me for season finale time, let me give you a bit of a heads up, I HATE CLIFFHANGERS!!

I'm going all out with all these shows too, so if you haven't seen the season finales and don't want to be spoiled, please stop reading now.

( otherwise, sit down and get comfy... )

So I just ran outside in the rain to get the mail b/c someone posted online that Tony and Ziva were on the cover of the new TV Guide and there's a huge article about them and everything. That was all awesome, but I had a bit of a problem with "Marianne Stillie from Milford, Conn." who posted in the Inbox...
"The mature pairing of Eric and Calleigh on CSI: Miami is far more realistic and smoldering than that juvenile, boring, soap-opera couple Danny and Lindsay on CSI: NY [Cheers & Jeers, 4/20]. Having a kid together does not mean you have romantic sizzle."

previously on Cheers & Jeers, 4/20...
"Jeers to CSI: Miami! For two and a half seasons the producers have been teasing viewers with the possibility of a romantic pairing of Eric and Calleigh. Now that they have actually paired the two, many of us are left asking, "Is this it? They don't have a single iota of romantic chemistry. The relationship has as much sizzle as the frozen-foods section at the supermarket." -Richard Strumsky, Boston, Mass.

Thank you jesus Richard! Thank you for saying that and screw you Marianne! Do you watch the same shows as me? How can Danny and Lindsay be juvenile? They are married and having a baby. They sure aren't boring, they've always got stuff going on and hello, sex on a pool table! Soap-opera, quite possibly, but what couple on tv isn't? Hole in the head Eric has had more problems then anyone else on television. He's a horndog and Calleigh deserves so much better. And yes, Danny is a horndog too, but he's hot and I like him a lot better then Eric. I would never ever consider Eric and Calleigh's relationship "realistic and smoldering." The only thing realistic in that show is that there's really a city in Florida named Miami, and the only thing smoldering is the heat.

These are just my opinions and oh how I love expressing them. I love Danny and Lindsay and I wish Eric would get shot in the head again and die, so Calleigh can go be with Ryan, who she's meant to be with. Time to go watch Lindsay have baby girl Messer!

Be prepared for an anti-Calleigh/Eric rant, incoming...

( stupid man whore Eric ruins everything )

So you know how there used to be February Sweeps? Well while reading my new TV Guide, I guess it made me realize, hey February is almost over, what happened to Sweeps? Apparently it has been pushed back and is now March Sweeps, which doesn't make much sense with March Madness, won't those collide? I'm excited tho because Bones, Smallville, Samantha Who, and America's Next Top Model all return in March with all new episodes.

Ah, March is gonna be a good month. Besides tv, my honey will be home for spring break, then my parents are going to Aruba, so I get to go home and babysit my puppy for a week too!

So I have a doctor's appointment Monday morning, then my goal is to go out and apply for a job at atleast 3 vet hospitals. I need a new job because I just can't take it any more at my current one. Then I will be off apartment hunting because yes, I am moving again this summer. It's a yearly thing and shouldn't come as a surprise anymore. I just assume that I will be moving every summer and then if for some reason, I won't have to, it will be a very pleasant surprise. The good thing tho, everytime I move, I have less and less stuff.

Well, let me go finish watching ER, then I'm going to bed. Good night.

And Calleigh rides off into the sunset, on horseback, with a cute guy. AND IT'S NOT ERIC!! SUCK IT ERIC!!

SUNDAY:
8:00-9:00 - The Amazing Race - returning February 15th

MONDAY:
8:00-9:00 - Gossip Girl - returning January 5th
8:00-8:30 - The Big Bang Theory - returning January 12th
8:30-9:00 - How I Met Your Mother - returning January 12th
9:00-9:30 - Two and a Half Men - returning January 12th
9:30-10:00 - Samantha Who? - returning January 12th
10:00-11:00 - CSI Miami - returning January 12th

TUESDAY:
8:00-9:00 - NCIS - returning January 6th
10:00-11:00 - Law & Order SVU - returning January 6th

WEDNESDAY:
8:00-9:00 - America's Next Top Model - returning ??
8:00-9:00 - The New Adventures of Old Christine - returning January 14th
9:00-10:00 - Lie to Me (new show I'm trying out) - returning January 21st
10:00-11:00 - CSI NY - returning January 14th

THURSDAY:
8:00-9:00 - Survivor - returning February 12th
8:00-9:00 - Bones - returning January 15th
8:00-9:00 - Smallville - returning January 15th
9:00-10:00 - CSI - returning January 15th
9:00-10:00 - The Office - returning January 15th
10:00-11:00 - ER - returning January 8th (and ending March 12th)

FRIDAY:
10:00-11:00 - Numb3rs - returning January 9th

I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday and I hope everyone enjoys New Year's too! I'm a little bored and was just browsing thru my friends page and the Smallville episode "Bloodline" was mentioned and it got me thinking, how many tv show episodes are named "Bloodline"/"Bloodlines"? So I took my butt over to tv.com, so get ready for some unless tv trivia knowledge...

CSI: "Bloodlines"
-season 4, episode 23
-Any GSR shipper will know this episode, of course I did. The one that Sara gets drunk and Grissom gets to drive her home :-D
-"A casino employee is beaten and raped on her way home from work, but she survives and identifies her attacker. Unfortunately, a DNA test sets him free and Grissom must wrestle with whether evidence can ever lie. Later, Grissom comes to the rescue of a coworker who ends up on the other side of the law."
-tv.com overview

CSI Miami: "Bloodline"
-season 5, episode 19
-"After a scalped body is found near a Native American casino, Horatio believes that the owners of the Casino and the County Supervisor may have had some involvement in the murder."
-tv.com overview

ER: "Bloodline:
-season 13, episode 1
-"Season Premiere: In the minutes following last season's finale, multiple departments spring into action to deal with the aftermath of the shooting. A bound and intubated Luka and a bleeding Abby are found, but is it in time to save their baby? Meanwhile, the surgical team fights to repair Jerry's injuries. Steve and his partners, with a kidnapped Sam and Alex, flee north, but circumstances force deadly action."
-tv.com overview

Smallville: "Bloodline"
-season 8, episode 8
-"Clark receives a mysterious package containing the crystal that Tess found in the Arctic. When he touches it, it transports himself and a visiting Lois to the Phantom Zone where they meet Kara. She opens a portal to free Lois, but Zod's wife escapes and possesses her."
-tv.com overview

HAPPY
NEW YEAR!

Amazing Race: "Do You Like American Candy?"
-So I missed the premiere last week b/c I was watching the Ravens game and completely forgot about it, so I'm still trying to learn everyone. But I only needed to watch Tina for 30 seconds before completely hated her. Why would Ken want to be with that? I'd push her out the plane man. Too bad the nice couple finished last. And what is wrong with those chicks who couldn't read directions. Oh and Terence really annoys me too.

Terence & Sarah
Marisa & Brooke
Andrew & Dan
Aja & Ty
Mark & Bill
Toni & Dallas
Nick & Starr
Kelly & Christy
Ken & Tina

Anita & Arthur#1
Anthony & Stephanie #2

How I Met Your Mother: "I Love New Jersey"
-Aww, poor Barney! Robin's moving to Japan. Did you see his face? OMG.

CSI Miami: "And How Does That Make You Kill?"
-So I broke down and had to watch the episode from last week that I skipped out of frustration. I really don't know why I must tune in to this show every week? I need help I think.
-Totally shocking that Eric would flirt with the new ME, I mean, who knew that Mr. Horndog would do that? Man, I sure didn't, that was just shocking :-P
-WTF was going on this week tho with Eric wanting to settle down with Calleigh?! Tough nuggets honey, I don't think she's very down with that plan, b/c even after she read that, she didn't make any sort of attempt to show that she was pro-chasing a manwhore. I think she went off to look for Ryan, just my opinion.

First official review of the new season because it’s SEASON PREMIERE WEEK!!!!

The Big Bang Theory: “The Bad Fish Paradigm”
-Sheldon high on Valium was freakin hilarious.
-Why did they have Leonard and Penny start dating already? Really doesn’t make sense to me. Good premiere, but not great.

How I Met Your Mother: “Do I Know You?”
-Barney was so adorably lovable last night when he was getting all cute over Robin, but then he goes and sleeps with random girls. Really? But they are my newest ship, so I’ll have to give it time.
-Ted really annoys me. First off, how do you propose to a girl after just “a few months”, when you don’t even know her favorite color, eye color or if she cooks? Really?

CSI Miami: “Resurrection”
-Now come on, if you really thought H was dead, you obviously have never watched this show before. He’s invincible, he’s Superman. He’s been blown up and shot with a vaporizer gun, what makes you think a little bullet would hurt him? But really, what was up with Ryan, yelling at Calleigh and Eric like that, well really I could care less about hole in the head Eric, but DON’T YELL AT CALLEIGH LIKE THAT! You are really worrying Ryan/Calleigh shippers like myself. And for supposedly being “dead”, H sure didn’t do a good job hiding. I mean if “going underground” meant walking right into the police station, then maybe. But when he appeared from behind Eric’s hummer, I fell on the floor laughing. Why do I watch this ridiculous show? I’m not real sure.
-positive things… we got to see Jake and Yelina. Best quote of the show, “It’s called irreconcilably differences Ron,” unfortunately stated by H, the teleporting man himself.

NCIS and Law and Order SVU are next up tonight!!!!

Just got my new TV Guide and there's spoilers galore in it!

( follow me if you dare... )

Is it too soon to post this? Who cares, I miss my tv shows!

Monday:
8:00 –The Big Bang Theory – September 22
8:30 - How I Met Your Mother - September 22
9:00 – Two and a Half Men - September 22
9:30 – Samantha Who? - September 22
10:00 – CSI Miami – September 22

Tuesday:
8:00 – NCIS - September 23
9:00 – Jail
10:00 – Law & Order SVU - September 23

Wednesday:
8:00 – Bones 2008 - September 3
9:00 –
10:00 – CSI NY - September 24

Thursday:
8:00 – Smallville / Survivor – September 18
9:00 – The Office - September 25 / CSI – October 9
10:00 – ER - September 25

Friday:
8:00 – Bones 2009
9:00 – America’s Next Top Model – September 3
10:00 – Numb3rs – October 3

I’ve been working on this post for what seems like weeks, so if it seems a little scattered and rambling, well, it is, but ta da, it’s finally complete. *sniffle* The season is officially over :-(

( the good, the bad and the ugly... )

Yahoo! posted a "Guide to 84 show endings", check it out. Oh, and P.S. there's lots of good cast photos over there too...

When is the finale?

Here's a list of when my favorite shows have their finales. I really can't even believe it's already season finale time, didn't the strike just end? Ah, summer repeats, I can't wait :-(

Sunday, May 11th
Survivor

Monday, May 12th
Samantha Who?

Tuesday, May 13th
Law & Order SVU

Wednesday, May 14th
America’s Next Top Model

Thursday, May 15th
Smallville
CSI
The Office
ER

Friday, May 16th
Numb3rs

Monday, May 19th
Bones
How I Met Your Mother
The Big Bang Theory
Two And A Half Men
CSI Miami

Tuesday, May 20th
NCIS

Wednesday, May 21st
CSI NY

Two And A Half Men: "Fish In A Drawer"
-Two and a Half Men: CSI was the best episode of television ever!
-Tho I wish Nicky had a little more of a role in the episode. But that red headed CSI was so Catherine and the big hot muscular guy was so trying to be Nicky or Warrick.

CSI Miami: "Rock And A Hard Place"
-Hey, CSI Miami, way to be subtle about who's leaving the show. I mean really. Alex had more screen time last night then she's had for the entire last 2 seasons. I gotta say I really didn't like how she left the show and the ending goodbye to everyone was totally cheesy, tho I would have loved if Alex had given H a hug too :-)
-Now who's gonna replace her? Are they gonna get a brand new head M.E. this close to the end of the season, or just get a temp to fill in until next season. Because she doesn't even have an assistant like Doc. Robbins has David and Sid has a couple guys that help him, but Alex really seems to work all alone.
-What in god's name is going on with Calleigh next week? I don't really enjoy seeing previews for next week and the spoiler whore that I am, knows absolutely nothing about it!

Here’s my quick recap of who’s leaving my favorite shows this season…

( spoiler cut… )

Bones: “The Baby In The Bough”
-“Just because I have breasts, doesn’t mean I have magical powers over infants.”
-This was the cutest episode of Bones ever!
-I loved how Booth kept on talking about when Bones buys a house and how he will be coming over and spending time with her. Oh and I loved when he said, “our baby,” instead of “the baby.”

CSI Miami: “Tunnel Vision”
-Jonathan Kent was alive and well on CSI Miami.
-Go Boa! You get to shoot someone the first day you get to carry a gun!

NCIS: “In The Zone”
-Could Tony have been any hotter last night in that uniform? All sweaty and muscular and hot and gorgeous!
-Nikki and Tony… totally don’t like Nikki. I so wish it had been Tony and Ziva instead. Can you imagine the fanfics that would come of that… what am I saying, there will still be fanfics :-)
-But really, could Ziva have been more jealous. I loved it. It almost made me think that they were already together or something because jealousy was just spilling out of her last night.

Hell’s Kitchen: “Day 5”
-Vanessa finally quits because hello, you can’t do much in the kitchen with only one hand.

The Women:
Rosann
Shayna
Corey
Jen
Christina

The Men:
Bobby
Louross
Petrozza
Ben
Jason
Matt

Dominic #1
Sharon #2
Jason #3
Craig #4
Vanessa #5

Law & Order SVU: “Authority”
-Great episode, but they didn’t catch the bad guy by the end, which means cliffhanger, which mean, I really don’t like when that happens.
-Robin Williams is one scary, creepy dude when he wants to be.

This is gonna be a fly by review because my boyfriend is coming home this weekend and I've got to say that my brain is gone somewhere and I can't seem to locate it :-)

( ready, set, go… )

First off, I would like to comment on TV Guide's 'Sexiest CSI' nominations:
-David Caruso, H, CSI Miami
-Gary Dourdan, Warrick, CSI
-George Eads, Nick, CSI
-William Petersen, Grissom, CSI
-Adam Rodriguez, Eric, CSI Miami
-Gary Sinise, Mac, CSI NY

WHAT!?!?

Here's my nominations:
-Carmine Giovinazzo, Danny, CSI NY <--- of course the winner
-Jonathan Togo, Ryan, CSI Miami
-Eric Szmanda, Greg, CSI
-Hill Harper, Sheldon, CSI NY
-George Eads, Nick, CSI
-Eddie Cahill, Don, CSI NY

Now for the spoilers...
( people leaving my shows... )

Hell’s Kitchen: “Day 1”
-Oh how I’ve missed this show, and I love that it now fills my empty Tuesday 9:00 timeslot.

The Women:
Vanessa
Rosann
Shayna
Corey
Jen
Christina
Sharon

The Men:
Craig
Bobby
Louross
Petrozza
Ben
Jason
Matt

Dominic #1

CSI Miami: “All In”
-H killed like 12 people last night. Mala Noche justice, meet Miami justice.
-The whole H in Brazil storyline was over in the first 90 seconds of the episode.
-Calleigh was trying to be all like Danny in the “Trapped” episode of CSI NY.
-Oh jesus, H is working again in the lab, 3rd time in 2 days. I’m not sure I can take much more of this.
-NO CALLEIGH, GET OUT OF THE HUMMER! YOU’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH ERIC! STOP! PLEASE STOP! YOU’RE GIVING ME CHEST PAINS CALLEIGH! PLEASE GET OUT OF THE HUMMER AND GO FIND RYAN IF YOU NEED A MAN RIGHT NOW! NOT ERIC! STOP!

CSI Miami: "Ambush"
-We’re going to Brazil… again?... wait, what?
-How did that dynamite stay lit underwater?
-Don’t touch the leg floating in the water, but hey why don’t you dive into the water to look around for more body parts?
-Hold the phone! H gloved up, lab coated up and was actually working in the lab instead of standing behind someone with sunglasses on watching them!
-Standing up to H, I like this Julia chick… a lot!
-That bathroom wasn’t cleaned for a week? GROSS!
-Hold the phone again! H is working in the lab again, what in god’s name is going on here?
-Ryan in his pastel banana suit and tie.
-Cooper is an incredibly big jerk! Totally hate him now and if he has anything to do with Calleigh’s kidnapping or if Calleigh gets hurt and it’s his fault, I will hunt him down and kill him myself… though I’m sure Ryan will beat me to it :-)
-I love Julia!
-Go back to Calleigh, I don’t care about H! Is Calleigh gonna be ok, who cares if someone shoots H in the face! Calleigh – what, went to black screen, to be continued! Thank god it’s only until tonight, no way I’d make it until next Monday.
-Great episode!

Spoiler pic for the upcoming "All In" episode of CSI Miami... and also my new desktop pic on my computer because this is the awesomest pic ever!

( cut for those of you who aren't spoiler whores like myself... )

Bones is really throwing me off by moving to Mondays and I’ve just got too much too watch Thursday nights. Why can’t I make my own tv schedule? I have no life on Fridays, move some shows to Friday please. So far here’s what I’ll be watching as April begins.

Monday:
8:00 – Bones (watch How I Met Your Mother and The Big Bang Theory online)
9:00 – Two and a Half Men
9:30 – Samantha Who?
10:00 – CSI Miami

Tuesday:
8:00 – NCIS
9:00 – Hell’s Kitchen
10:00 – Law & Order SVU

Wednesday:
8:00 – America’s Next Top Model
9:00 – Supernanny
10:00 – CSI NY (watch Men in Trees online)

Thursday:
8:00 – Smallville (watch Survivor online)
9:00 – CSI (watch The Office online)
10:00 – ER

Friday:
8:00 – (catch up on the week’s shows that I missed)
9:00 – (catch up on the week’s shows that I missed)
10:00 – Numb3rs

Two and a Half Men:
-Rose is back!

The New Adventures of Old Christine:
-Matthew and Barb were freakin’ hilarious last night, not to mention everyone making out with everyone else.

CSI Miami: “You May Now Kill The Bride”
-God I was hoping to jump on here and be able to right so many good things about this episode that I’ve been waiting forever for, but really, I don’t have much to say. Ryan was on screen for like 2 ½ minutes, Calleigh put a veil on while standing at an alter, and Eric actually showed some self control at a strip club. What show am I watching because I know this can’t be CSI Miami?

Now I’ve waited a very long time for my shows to return and for the most part I’ve been fairly patient too, so the other shows better really bring it, because CSI Miami was pretty pathetic. I’ve got high hopes for their 2 hour/2 day episode next week, so maybe last night was just a warm up, you know, since they’ve been gone for so long, maybe they forgot how everything works.

Since, I’m so incredibly bored and yet really excited about CSI Miami returning tonight, I thought I’d run threw where they left off with my favorite shows that are soon coming back to me.

( cut for mention of spoilers )

First off, let me say that I'm still sick, I've had a headache and on and off fever since Saturday night, was off work Sunday and Monday, so I stayed in bed for 2 days, and then I dragged myself out of bed this morning and to work for only 3 hours until I found myself back in my bed. My boyfriend and my mom says, "Go to the doctor." I say, "Absolutely not." Not only do I despise a visit to the doctors, all they are gonna say is go home, get a lot of rest, and drink a lot of fluids. I mean, all I've got is a headache and fever, what could that be? Any doctors out there?

Something that made me giggle a bit today... One of my friends at work, who doesn't watch CSI Miami as religiously as me or is a spoiler whore like me, said, "Oh my god, I was watching tv last night and saw a preview for the new CSI Miami and Calleigh's gonna get shot at her wedding to Eric." Now anyone with the least bit of CSI Miami knowledge, even if you don't read spoilers, would probably not believe that statement. Oh, guilable non spoiler whore that she is :-)

Last thing I'd like to mention because since I've been sick in bed for several days, I've watched every talk show and court show on television. This week mentioned on Tyra and Ellen, was the Tap Project. Here's a short video about it, I was shocked and what was going on and what little you could give to make such a difference. I'm definitely not preaching for you to donate or anything, I'm just doing my part to make others awake, because I know I wasn't.



Dog of the week:
Here's Champ, a 2 year old Pit Bull, back up for adoption because after holding him for about 2 weeks for this jerk, he decided he changed his mind and doesn't want to adopt him. His mom, "isn't comfortable about bringing a Pit Bull into the house." Ok, how vicious does this dog look?

Here's Champ with his buddy Prince.

Major CSI Miami spoilers from CSI Files ( this way... )

"Jonathan Togo, Rex Linn, Eva LaRue & Emily Procter all give their impressions of Horatio Caine."

Just watched this video over at CSI Fanatic and it's hilarious! Loved Jonathan Togo at the end!

I got my latest TV Guide in the mail today and it came with some spoilers. Oh how long it has been...

( yeah I get to do a spoiler cut, it's been a while... )

It may not be much, but yet it makes me just so incredible happy to hear the word "spoilers" again :-D

CSI Miami: "Deep Freeze" (Repeat)
Let me mention one more thing... Did anyone else totally enjoy the "Bullet Points" on CSI Miami last night? Yes I could have done without the sound effects everytime they popped up, but I actually wish they had more "Bullet Points" because I totally loved it.

CSI Miami: “Raising Caine”
-Made me want to vomit!
-H: Mrs. Winston is my baby’s mama.
-Now we all know how unrealistic this show is… H is invincible, Eric can get shot in the head and be back to work the next week with slight amnesia, but I draw the line at H getting all these gorgeous women… first Marisol and now Julia Winston (Elizabeth Berkley). Let’s get real here! Next week, Big Foot and Loch Ness meet in a battle on Miami shores. YAAAHHH!
-Oh, and Ryan and Calleigh didn't even speak to each other :-(

Conference Playoffs football picks:
My picks & Winners

NY Gs	at	GB	L
San D	at	NE	W

Yeah it snowed today! Only a few flurries and then the sun came back out, but yeah!