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Top 6 Favorite TV Show Kisses
1.) Grissom and Sara, CSI, “Goodbye And Good Luck”
2.) Danny and Lindsay, CSI NY, “Snow Day”
3.) Booth and Bones, Bones, “The Santa In The Slush”
4.) Jim and Pam, The Office, “Casino Night”
5.) Harm and Mac, JAG, “Fair Winds and Following Seas”
6.) Woody and Jordan, Crossing Jordan, “Loves Me Not”

Just wanted to end this season with some memorable screencaps to make the long summer a little more bearable…

Crossing Jordan:

Goodbye Crossing Jordan, goodbye Woody and Jordan, thanks for the kiss.

CSI NY:

You know I’ll never turn down a reason to post a naked picture of Carmine Giovinazzo.

Bones:

Will Booth and Bones get married? Please, don’t act like this is my first time watching this show. They’ve got at least 2 more seasons of dancing around this relationship.

CSI:

Bet you won’t touch Sara inappropriately at a crime scene again, will ya Griss? What was that chalk on her arm? You better pray that Sara doesn’t die!

ER:

You better kiss Ray goodbye Dr. Selfish Bitch Whore, because this is all your fault.

CSI Miami:

I refuse to give up on Ryan and Calleigh just yet.

NCIS:

Ziva is so in love with Tony.

The Office:

Jim and Pam are going out on their first date. I wonder if there’s a pool table involved?

Reader discretion is advised, this review is rated PG-13 for some crude language…

Danny and Lindsay had sex on a pool table and that wasn’t the only thing that happened this week, so let me start at the beginning.

Bones season finale: “Stargazer In A Puddle”
-I was a little disappointed with Bones’ season finale. It was one of the very few shows that didn’t follow thru with spoilers that I read. Spoilers said they’d be a ground breaking development in Booth and Bones’ relationship and there was, um, nothing. But hey it got renewed and will be back next season.
-What kind of wussy catfight was that between Booth and Bones’ dad? Bones’ dad is supposed to be back as a series regular next season, I don’t know why.
-Zack might be off the Iraq.
-And what is it supposed to look like, Booth and Bones are gonna get married? What was with that ending?

Crossing Jordan series finale: “Crash”
-The first 5 minutes alone was the best 5 minutes of the entire past 2 seasons.
-It was a flashback episode and I hate flashback episodes and they flashed back several times. It was a little confusing and then everything was thrown in at the end and then the helicopter showed up to save everyone and then it was all over. This show, that’s been on for 6 years, just ends with everyone up on top of a mountain. I was very disappointed with this season finale also. How ironic was it that only the cast members survived the crash. And I really wanted a little more from Nigel and Kate, but I got lots of Woody and Jordan, so that’s alright.

CSI NY season finale: “Snow Day”
-Best episode in the history of CSI NY!!!!
-Unless you missed it before…Danny and Lindsay had sex on a pool table! I could end the review right there, but there was even more good stuff…
-Let me first say how stupid those criminals were to think they could walk in and rob the crime lab, where Mac, Stella, and Hawkes can get your fingerprints, DNA, bullets, analyze everything and solve the case while you’re still trying to rob them.
-My poor Danny got beat up really bad, but now that I know Montana will be there to help him recover, I’m ok with it. Danny ran in to Lindsay’s rescue and Lindsay ran in to Danny’s rescue, what a perfect match.
-Mac pulled an H and not only teleported from 20 stories up after his massive bomb exploded, but he’s invincible like H too.
-There were plenty of explosions, shootouts, fighting…you know why CSI Miami didn’t have any of that, because Mac stole them all and took them to NY.
-Mac’s off the London.

The Office season finale:
-Jim and Pam are finally going out on their first date!

CSI season finale: “Living Doll”
-Natalie wins the award for the creepiest girl of the year, no…ever, the creepiest girl ever award. And let me tell you, if that whore kills Sara, I’m never gonna watch this show again. And what about that creepy puppet? I’m surprised I didn’t have nightmares last night.
-So now everyone knows about Grissom and Sara, and Grissom said it like it was a normal thing to say, like he was saying, “The sky is blue.” Catherine, Nick, Warrick, and Greg were like, “What did he just say?...The only person he’s ever loved? Grissom and Sara are together?” Yep, that’s right.
-Grissom, you better call up Mac to build you a massive bomb and you could surely use H’s teleporting powers too to help you save Sara.
-This probably would have been the best episode ever, if I knew for a fact that Sara survived. I hate cliffhangers!

ER season finale: “The Honeymoon’s Over”
-Luka’s gonna die.
-Gotta say I’m a little disappointed with the ER season finale. It was kinda boring and this new guy, Dr. Moretti, I still really don’t like him.
-Can you believe what they did to Ray? I even knew it was coming and I’m still mad about it. Goodbye Ray, goodbye Ray and Neela. Speaking of…Katie gave me a new name for Neela, Dr. Selfish Bitch Whore. Paging Dr. Selfish Bitch Whore, paging Dr. Selfish Bitch Whore.
-More Uncle Jesse drama and Dr. Selfish Bitch Whore gets trampled at some war rally and the show ends. What? What kind of season finale was that?

All in all, I end this season very well content, but also a little worried about next season, but isn’t it always like that? Laters.

How I Met Your Mother:
-Robin and Ted broke up.
-Next season, if renewed, is gonna be legen---

Two And A Half Men:
-Word

King Of Queens series finale:
-There was a whole lot packed into an hour series finale.
-Hell to the yeah.

CSI Miami season finale: “Born To Kill”
-worst finale ever in the history of CSI Miami finales
-very little Ryan, no explosions, no shootouts, Calleigh and Jake blah blah blah, Boa moving in on Ryan again, what is this?
-I think Calleigh totally broke it off with Delko.
-totally sucked
-the rest of this week’s finales better be a whole lot better.

Crossing Jordan was cancelled. I’m sad.

I got a lot of shows to review since this week was pre season finale shows, so here goes…

Law & Order SVU: “Annihilated”
-So the woman who Elliot gets prego turns out to be his ex-wife. I’m sure that’s going to go over well and really help with their horrendous relationship. Way to go whore Elliot. Cute butt though.
-When Elliot had that suspect up on the roof and he was about to jump, he should have handcuffed the guy and thrown him off the roof just like Mac.

Bones: “Glowing Bone In A Cove”
-Weird, disgusting episode with more Jack/Angela drama, but the ending with Booth at Bones’ apartment and she had cooked for him was way too cute.

Crossing Jordan: “D.O.A.”
-Let me run down all the potential couples blossoming on this show that might possibly be cancelled…
-Bug and Lily…thank god they finally got the ball rolling, now everyone else can hook up too. Bug put his foot down and demanded Lily and Madeline move in with him and they become a family. It was really sweet and I’m glad it all worked out.
-Woody and Jordan have been one of my ships since I’ve been watching this show and god help me if they don’t hook up before this show is over. I mean they’ve already slept together and everything, so let’s just make it official.
-Finally, Nigel and Kate, quite possibly the most frustrating couple on tv. They fight and argue and fight and argue and I just want them to make out already. This week they had this scene that reminded me of Grissom and Sara’s ‘pin me down’ scene and I was just screaming at them to make out already.

CSI NY: “Comes Around”
-Lots of John McEnroe, Mac kicks butt like always and not much else because I’m way too excited for next week’s season finale.

Survivor:
-Crazy Asian man. I actually really hate Yau-man now because he was just way too cocky last night when he pulled out that immunity idol. And who in their right mind would trust Dreamz with his word and give him a car. Hello Yau-man, have you been watching the same Survivor this season that I am? And did you see that Dreamz couldn’t even drive the car, Boo had too.
-Stacy out.
-season finale’s Sunday, let me run thru who’s left and their chances of winning…
-Dreamz: dumb as a rock, but good with physical challenges, might get some pity votes at the final
-Cassandra: unfortunately she’s the only girl left and really nice, so if all the stupid men are smart at all, they’ll vote her out next so none of them will have to compete against her in the final
-Yau-man: I hate him, but unfortunately he’s a fan favorite, but again, who’s gonna want to go up against him in the final
-Earl: wow, another nice guy, I have just realized, there are actually 3 pretty nice people left and it would be a hard choice between Earl, Cassandra and Yau-man in the final
-Boo: I gotta say that Boo’s my favorite that is left, so I hope he wins, unfortunately his chances are slim even if he wins all the rest of the immunities, no way he’ll win in the final two up against anyone else who is left

CSI: “The Good, The Bad, & The Dominatrix”
-Could Sara and Catherine’s conversation about Grissom and Lady Heather have been any more awkward?
-Grissom, Grissom, Grissom, no comment. But let me just say, why don’t you go and piss Sara off one week before she is kidnapped and possibly killed. Nice going. I would hit you, but I’m afraid you might like it.

ER: “Sea Change”
-New bald guy’s a big jerk
-So where’s Ray? At another hospital, still lying in the street?
-Lots happened at Luka and Abby’s wedding that they didn’t know about.
-This show isn’t called ICU or OR, it’s called ER, so let’s go back down into the ER please, and get away from this crazy bald guy.

Bones: “Spaceman In A Crater”
-Bones was actually really weird and confusing and about aliens, so let’s play a quick ‘What were they on?’ Colonel Howard’s wife was the wife on CSI Miami that paid the construction guy to kill her and Ryan got shot in the eye. Oh, and I have to mention that Angela turned Jack down again on another marriage proposal. Spoilers say that there will be a wedding in the season finale, so stay tuned.

Crossing Jordan: “Get Over It”
-So Lily’s back, breaks up completely with Jeffrey, gives birth in the morgue and Bug may actually still have a chance with her.
-And would Kate and Nigel just make out already?

CSI NY: “Cold Reveal”
-I was a little overwhelmed by the amount of hotness on CSI NY this week. Danny Pino guest starred this week as Detective Scotty Valens from Cold Case in Phily. Danny and Danny, two hot Dannys can never be a bad thing. Any more Stella drama though, would definitely be a bad thing.

Survivor:
-Another challenge that I love and that I would have rocked at, biting pork off a hanging rope faster then everyone else. Loved Dreamz crying. Alex out.

CSI: “Leapin’ Lizards”
-What’s with the alien theme this week? First Bones and now CSI.
-Grossest thing this week was the inside out face of the taxidermy head.
-“I’m just a phone booth away from changing into by tights and saving the world.” Brass was hilarious last night.
-GRISSOM AND SARA HAVE A DOG! OMG how cute was that? And if I could possibly understand Shakespeare I could tell you whether Grissom’s letter to Sara was sweet or not. How cute are they though? What do you think their dog’s name is?
-Oh and what, are we supposed to believe that Grissom is the Miniature Crime Scene Killer now or something?




ER: “I Don’t”
-Abby’s mom didn’t get to come to her wedding.
-Luka and Pratt almost made me cry.
-Ray and Neela, what can I say? Excuse me, Ray and Dr. Whore, what can I say? Dr. Whore really hurt Ray and now she’s really going to regret it and feel really bad about it. You’re not going to believe what happens to Ray. Oh, and did everyone at the wedding have to kiss Dr. Whore, but Ray.
-I gotta say I was a little worried about an entire episode taking place at Luka and Abby’s wedding, but Abby made it so much better. It actually wasn’t a boring, mushy wedding at all. I think it was the first episode ever that didn’t have a single scene in the actual ER.

CSI Miami: “A Grizzly Murder”
Ok, Delko can’t remember the expensive lab equipment and how to mix chemicals, but he can remember where that strip club was. Wouldn’t you think he would be some kind of liability problem or a reason to throw out a case…I mean because you’ve got a CSI with a hole in the head, not knowing how to do things properly, working with evidence. And Calleigh, what were you thinking last night girl? How does it sound remotely like a good idea to go out into the middle of the Everglades with a strange man, possibly a suspect of a murder, alone smelling like bear bait. And finally…I think H has found his second wife. Oh and this week in “What were they on?” we see that Anna Sivarro (AKA the chick H was so hitting on most of the episode) is not only a CSU tech on Law and Order SVU, but I imdb-ed her and she’s also been on CSI Miami before, way back in season 1.

Other news…Crossing Jordan is moving to Wednesdays at 9:00, which is actually ok, because that’s one of only two timeslots all week when I have nothing else to watch.

Lily's pregnant on Crossing Jordan! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

CSI NY: “The Lying Game”
CSI: “Sweet Jane”
First let me start off with the disappointing ratings from Crossing Jordan last week for their season premiere. They finished 14th for the night! Are there even 13 other shows on that night! I think someone is getting cancelled soon!

CSI NY and god Danny is with another adorable dog. I just can’t take it! Is Adam like a CSI now or something? “Dead of winter,” “Paid the price,” “Finished dead last,” CSI NY really has to stop with all the horrible puns.

Now with CSI and I’ve already seen enough of Keppler. He’s so serious. I predict right now that Catherine sleeps with Keppler. I want to put that in writing. Who wants to bet me? CSI also had the creepiest old man in the universe on the show last night. And what was up with previews for next week? “We can’t trust Catherine and we can’t trust Keppler. It’s just the 4 of us now.” Me too Nicky! Me too! Let me join your little club.